Guns, Girls and Gambling (2011)
John Smith is down on his luck. His girlfriend left him for a doctor. He headed to an Indian Reservation casino only to have his wallet stolen by a hooker. His money was in a security wallet though, so he enters an Elvis Impersonation contest and loses but then proceeds to play cards with four other Elvis impersonators: The Winner Elvis, Gay Elvis, Little Person Elvis, and Asian Elvis. They beat him at cards enough times to bankrupt him and then he dozes off. He is later awakened by casino security guards who think he stole a priceless ancient Native American mask.
It turns out that the owner of the casino “The Chief” had the ancient Native mask in a saferoom and now it’s gone and witnesses saw an Elvis impersonator steal it, so John becomes the prime suspect. The two Native security guards figure John didn’t take it but they still decide to kill him while they hunt for the real culprit, presumably Winner Elvis. The Chief says he will pay $1,000,000 for its return. The last thing John sees is them opening the trunk of his car, then writing down Elvis’s address, then they knock him out.
Date of download: 2015-11-11T17:22:34+00:00
Cast:  Christian SlaterJohn Smith  Gary OldmanElvis  Megan ParkCindy  Helena MattssonThe Blonde  Powers BootheThe Rancher  Gordon TootoosisThe Chief  Dane CookSheriff Hutchins  Sam TrammellSheriff Cowley  Jeff FaheyThe Cowboy  Tony CoxLittle Person Elvis  Chris KattanGay Elvis  Matthew WilligThe Indian  Michael SpearsRedfoot  Eddie SpearsDark Eyes |
John Smith is down on his luck. His girlfriend left him for a doctor. He headed to an Indian Reservation casino only to have his wallet stolen by a hooker. His money was in a security wallet though, so he enters an Elvis Impersonation contest and loses but then proceeds to play cards with four other Elvis impersonators: The Winner Elvis, Gay Elvis, Little Person Elvis, and Asian Elvis. They beat him at cards enough times to bankrupt him and then he dozes off. He is later awakened by casino security guards who think he stole a priceless ancient Native American mask.
It turns out that the owner of the casino “The Chief” had the ancient Native mask in a saferoom and now it’s gone and witnesses saw an Elvis impersonator steal it, so John becomes the prime suspect. The two Native security guards figure John didn’t take it but they still decide to kill him while they hunt for the real culprit, presumably Winner Elvis. The Chief says he will pay $1,000,000 for its return. The last thing John sees is them opening the trunk of his car, then writing down Elvis’s address, then they knock him out.
