Keanu (2016)
Assassins, later known as the “Allentown Brothers”, enter a Mexican cartel’s drug-processing facility and kill everyone, including the boss, King Diaz. They try to take Diaz’s kitten Iglesias, but the kitten escapes. Recently-dumped Rell finds the kitten on his doorstep, immediately falls in love with it, naming it Keanu. His cousin Clarence comes over to cheer him up and meets Keanu. Two weeks later, Clarence’s wife and daughter go away for the weekend, leaving Clarence alone. Rell, much happier after finding Keanu, takes Clarence out to see a Liam Neeson movie, telling him to loosen up and be himself. When they return, Rell’s has been ransacked and Keanu is missing.
Rell drags Clarence to his weed dealer Hulka, next-door. He tells them the 17th St. Blips, a gang, may have raided Rell’s looking for his cat. Hulka sends them to a strip club, where Rell convinces Clarence to adopt a “gangsta” persona to infiltrate the gang, calling themselves “Tectonic” and “Shark Tank”. They meet Hi-C, a female gangster, initially skeptical of them but introduces them to the gang’s leader Cheddar, who mistakes them for the Allentown Boys. When they see Keanu (renamed New Jack and fitted with a do-rag), they ask Cheddar for the kitten. He will only return the kitten if they act as expert advisors for the Blips on a run to sell a new drug called “Holy Shit”, so they agree.
Date of download: 2015-11-11T17:22:34+00:00
Cast:  Jordan PeeleRell Williams / Oil Dresden  Keegan-Michael KeyClarence Goobril / Smoke Dresden  Tiffany HaddishHi-C  Method ManMethod Man  Luis GuzmánBacon  Nia LongHannah  Will ForteHulka  Darrell Britt-GibsonTrunk  Keanu ReevesKeanu (Voice) |
Jason MitchellAssassins, later known as the “Allentown Brothers”, enter a Mexican cartel’s drug-processing facility and kill everyone, including the boss, King Diaz. They try to take Diaz’s kitten Iglesias, but the kitten escapes. Recently-dumped Rell finds the kitten on his doorstep, immediately falls in love with it, naming it Keanu. His cousin Clarence comes over to cheer him up and meets Keanu. Two weeks later, Clarence’s wife and daughter go away for the weekend, leaving Clarence alone. Rell, much happier after finding Keanu, takes Clarence out to see a Liam Neeson movie, telling him to loosen up and be himself. When they return, Rell’s has been ransacked and Keanu is missing.
Rell drags Clarence to his weed dealer Hulka, next-door. He tells them the 17th St. Blips, a gang, may have raided Rell’s looking for his cat. Hulka sends them to a strip club, where Rell convinces Clarence to adopt a “gangsta” persona to infiltrate the gang, calling themselves “Tectonic” and “Shark Tank”. They meet Hi-C, a female gangster, initially skeptical of them but introduces them to the gang’s leader Cheddar, who mistakes them for the Allentown Boys. When they see Keanu (renamed New Jack and fitted with a do-rag), they ask Cheddar for the kitten. He will only return the kitten if they act as expert advisors for the Blips on a run to sell a new drug called “Holy Shit”, so they agree.
