The Librarian: Quest for the Spear (2004)

Flynn Carsen, a perpetual college student in his 30s with 22 academic degrees, is kicked out of college by his professor, Harris, who arranges for Flynn to get his 23rd degree mid-term. They have just completed a 1/20th scale model of the great pyramid, complete with a gold capstone. It will be months before he can sign up for another class. He tells Flynn — who does not know the names of his fellow students — that he lacks real-life experience and needs to see life outside of college. Flynn’s mother, Margie, says the same thing. She is constantly worried about her son and encourages him to get a job, find a wife, and be happy.

Flynn receives a mysterious, magical invitation to interview “for a prestigious position” at the Metropolitan Public Library. Shortly after his odd but successful interview with humorless library administrator, Charlene — and one vital question from a disembodied voice — he is shown the true Library by the owner of the voice, Judson. The position of Librarian has existed for thousands of years. His role is to protect historical and often magical items stored in a vast secret space far below the “real” library. The items for which Flynn is responsible include Pandora’s Box, Tesla’s Death Ray, the Holy Grail, the transmuted corpse of King Midas, the Ark of the Covenant, the Golden Fleece, a live unicorn, the Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs, Excalibur, the original Mona Lisa (in the film the Louvre version is a copy), the original “Little Boy” prototype atomic bomb, a working jet pack, Ali Baba’s Flying Carpet, and the Spear of Destiny.